“She beams at me and it’s almost enough to make up for the fact that I’m harder than trigonometry right now. Almost.”
“She merely beamed a fatty beam. She was almost ponderous, and pink, with a tendency to a double chin.”
“It was almost enough to make me feel emotion.”
“It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequisite.”
“I’m creative, I make up almost everything. But with all my creativity, I couldn’t make up with my wife.”
“My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family.”