“Eat smarties. They make you smart.”
“M: Is he smartI: She yes very smart sees right through meM: In my day we valued blindness rather more”
“Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.”
“Cynicism makes you feel smart, I know it, even when you aren't smart.”
“Owl brain,” Charell replied. “Made specially so ‘tis still thinking when you eat it. Keeps you smart.”
“People usually wear their smarty pants when they are trying to hide their dumb asses.”