“Many writers are recognized for their PHD mentality--Poor, Hungry and Driven.”

“Money is my drug of choice--and you can't make money if you're always stoned or high. (Twila Taunton in Redneck P.I.)”

“Whether your glass is half full or half empty there's still room for more wine.”

“But when you needed him to suspend that suspicion, it was like trying to convince a hungry lion not to take down and injured gazelle - completely against his nature.”

“Eat smarties. They make you smart.”

“I thought I was having a fucking stroke," I say as they free me from my coated elastic prison, making them laugh even harder.”

“Hay chicas decentes que van por los drogadictos, demasiado malas, chicas de aspecto peligrosos, algunas de los cuales parece que sólo podrían encontrar interesante introducir a un inocente como yo a los misterios de la carne.”