“Money is my drug of choice--and you can't make money if you're always stoned or high. (Twila Taunton in Redneck P.I.)”
“Many writers are recognized for their PHD mentality--Poor, Hungry and Driven.”
“Whether your glass is half full or half empty there's still room for more wine.”
“Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.”
“Jenna, you're a whore. Did you blow him yet?”
“Those who say that money can't buy happiness, never had any.”
“Eat smarties. They make you smart.”