“Money is my drug of choice--and you can't make money if you're always stoned or high. (Twila Taunton in Redneck P.I.)”
“Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.”
“A man can make money but, money can't make a man.”
“You can make money in a small way without politics. But to make big money, you need to buy the legislature. Can't be done otherwise.”
“Money will not buy you long-term happiness, but money will give you choices.”
“I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.”