“Fate rolls with laughter in the distance.”

“That sense of humor come with the forces of darkness package?”

“I'll even wear a white hat if it helps. Do you think they make white witch hats?”

“Eat smarties. They make you smart.”

“I thought I was having a fucking stroke," I say as they free me from my coated elastic prison, making them laugh even harder.”

“Hay chicas decentes que van por los drogadictos, demasiado malas, chicas de aspecto peligrosos, algunas de los cuales parece que sólo podrían encontrar interesante introducir a un inocente como yo a los misterios de la carne.”

“And, Jesus, she's a good kisser. So good I want to beat the hell out of whoever taught her.”