“I'll even wear a white hat if it helps. Do you think they make white witch hats?”

“Fate rolls with laughter in the distance.”

“That sense of humor come with the forces of darkness package?”

“When it's your business, I'll let you know.”

“I think honesty is important like you said. But what I actually think is that the key to a good relationship is forgiveness, because without it we're all completely screwed. [...] Because we're all human, and we all make mistakes. Without forgiveness, we'd all be walking this Earth angry and alone, and I think that would really suck.”

“Eve: Anyway, thanks for riding to the rescue. You need a white hat. Good guys wear white, right?Roarke: I look better in black.”

“I thought I was having a fucking stroke," I say as they free me from my coated elastic prison, making them laugh even harder.”