“The rest, called literature, is a dossier of human imbecility for the guidance of future professors.”
“Any work of art that can be understood is the product of journalism. The rest, called literature, is a dossier of human imbecility for the guidance of future professors.”
“Literature seemed to be everything then. People looked to it for the strength to live, for guidance, for revelation.”
“Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because sometimes they take a rest.”
“Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.”
“Let us not kid ourselves; let us remember that literature is of no use whatever, except in the very special case of somebody's wishing to become, of all things, a Professor of Literature.”