“First time I got punched in the face, I was like, 'Oh no!' but then I was like, 'This is a story.”
“Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.”
“And about Shane, I swear, if he doesn't snap out of it, I'm going to punch him in the face. Well, punch him in the face and then run like hell." - Eve Rosser”
“If you say “I don't read” like it's something to be proud of, punch yourself in the face repeatedly.”
“Oh,Sara. It is like a story." "It is a story...everything is a story. You are a story-I am a story. Miss Minchin is a story.”
“I don't want to see you. I don't like you. I don't like your face. You look like an insufferable egotist. You're impertinent. You're too sure of yourself. Twenty years ago I would have punched your face with the greatest of pleasure.”