“Have you ever been stung by a yellow jacket? Try a swarm of yellow jackets. Now multiply that by about 90.”

“The phrase, "I love you" has become a part of a relationship's everyday vocabulary. It is said so much, nobody ever really means it. That's why, when I say "I love you," I mean it from the bottom of my heart.”

“I used to think I knew love. But now, I realize I didn't. I didn't know love until I met Shelby.”

“Don't let me get into your head. I will twist it and alter it until even you won't recognize yourself. You cannot begin to comprehend the power I possess. I can harm you in any way impossible.”

“I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy!”

“Personally, I wouldn’t wait around for someone to tell you you’re good enough before you make your own comics. Just make them, always try to improve and care about what you’re doing. Be relentless and never give up.”

“Things are never as good as you think they are or ever as bad as you think they are.”