“She felt the burden of loneliness lift from her, unaware that she had long been wearing it's mantle.”
“There was a Catholic priest and the Seventh Day Adventist minister sitting together on one flight. The priest ordered a Scotch and water. The minister said, "I'd rather commit adultery than drink." The priest looked up at me and said, "I didn't know I had a choice today." That was a fun trip.”
“Tell the facts even if the person doesn't want to hear them, if they don't like the facts than they can change them.”
“If something bad can happen, it will.”
“Smile! Tom orrow will be worse!”
“In reality, all men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives trying to create a masterpiece.”