“And since gin to artifice bears the same relation as tears to mascara, her attractions at once dissembled.”
“Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.”
“He hadn't lied. He honestly liked her house, for the same reasons he was drawn to the woman. There was no artifice about either one.”
“Villains!' I shrieked. 'Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”
“A woman of class never admits to her artifices.”
“I remember watching the mascara tears flood the ivories and I thought, "It's OK to be sad." I've been trained to love my darkness.”