“I massaged and trained in figure and facial exercises - although facial exercises are a lot of crap; the only effective one is cocksucking. No joke, there's nothing like it for firming the jawline.”
“Nothing sinister. Just getting exercise. Although some might consider that sinister.”
“Training energy system to effectively resynthesize ATP – as quickly as possible – so that muscle contraction continues without onset of fatigue – forms the basis of most exercise protocols.”
“I feel like I've woken up with suddenly more facial hair and a deeper voice.”
“If there really is such a thing as turning in one's grave, Shakespeare must get a lot of exercise.”
“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”