“Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department.”
“Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.”
“Oh! Stars and clouds and winds, ye are all about to mock me; if ye really pity me, crush sensation and memory; let me become as nought; but if not, depart, depart, and leave me in darkness.”
“When you depart from me sorrow abides and happiness takes his leave.”
“I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.”
“I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.”