“College is fun as long as you don't die.”
“Once I've been told that college is fun, a mixture of education and pleasure. I really don't understand where the F did they brought this conclusion from.”
“Thank you," he says."Thank who?""I don't know. You?""No, not me. Jesus.""Thank you, Jesus?""Yes, Toph, Jesus died for your Christmas fun.”
“Everybody makes their own fun. If you don't make it yourself, it isn't fun. It's entertainment.”
“It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?”
“As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.”