“The name of the human who is written in this note shall die.”
“The human who uses this note can go neither to heaven nor hell.”
“Come on, don't look so serious. It's not like it's a Death Note.”
“I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret. --L (Death Note)”
“You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake. -L (from Death Note)”
“Dying in the line of duty is heroic, but dying while unemployed is just stupid.”
“This world is rotten. The rotten should die.”