“There is no heaven or hell. No matter what you do while you're alive, everybody goes to the same place once you die. Death is Equal.”
“The human who uses this note can go neither to heaven nor hell.”
“You can call me what you like, but I will be taking your cake. -L (from Death Note)”
“Dying in the line of duty is heroic, but dying while unemployed is just stupid.”
“What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that...”
“I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret. --L (Death Note)”
“College is fun as long as you don't die.”