“By any reasonable standard (i.e. he didn’t cheat), Aaron is one of the greatest sluggers in baseball history—and there shouldn’t even be a debate about who is baseball’s true all-time home run champion (again, no cheating).”

“And he don't know...that I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe, next time he'll think before he cheats.”

“Unbelievable. After what justhappened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely acouple. We’re not even sleeping together. I have to-"What in God’s name are you babbling about?" "You’re cheating on me!" "I never cheat.”

“If there was one thing worse than being cheated, it was being cheated by someone who referred to themselves in the third person.”

“Conor shook his head. "That's a terrible story. And a cheat." "It is a true story," the monster said. "Many things that are true feel like a cheat.”

“The future is not a good place to start lying and cheating all over again.”