“The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".”

“Every child in South Florida can dance. And every child there is amazing.”

“Somewhere during the process of intellectual development there was a disconnect in the believer’s ability to discern fantasy from reality and the outlandish, scientifically impossible, physically unrealistic, historically erroneous, intellectually retarded drabble that is contained within the pages of the bible became not only viable, but a more accurate representation of the truth than, well, the actual truth.”

“All men are intellectuals, but not all men have in society the function of intellectuals”

“Learning is retarded in conditions of high anxiety and low acceptance. For most tasks, people have the intellectual knowledge to perform well; they just have a hard time acting on what they know.”

“...south of Somewhere and north of Nowhere...”