“There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.”
“Men chase by night those they will not greet by day.”
“It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes.”
“So you interrupted my date to make fun of me for still living with my parents. Couldn't you have done that on a night I didn't have a date? That's most nights, in case you're curious.”
“It was going to be a very long and bat-shit crazy night.”
“Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.”