“Now I am a tin whistleThrough which God blows, And I wish to God I were a trumpet--But why, God only knows.”

“Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won't wake the dead, it will simply disturb the neighbours.”

“I could wish there were a God, if it were only to ask him to bless thee.”

“I am not an ape, I am a man. The world has been created by God. Man has been created by God. It is not possible for man to understand God - God understands God. Man is God and therefore understands God. I am God. I am a man. I am good and not a beast. I am an animal with reason. I have flesh, I *am* flesh, I am not descended from flesh. Flesh is created by God. I am God. I am God. I am God.”

“See the happy moron,He doesn't give a damn,I wish I were a moron,My God! perhaps I am!”

“Thank God I am not God! Thank God I am not God!”

“Do you know whether or not you are in God's grace?Joan: If I am not, may God put me there; and if I am, may God so keep me.”