“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!”
“Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,but here's my number,So call me maybe?It's hard to look right at you baby,But here's my number,So call me maybe?”
“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”
“If I go crazy will you still call me superman? If i'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?”
“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.”
“I'm an acquired taste. I'm anchovies. If I was potato chips I could go more places.”