“...there's one thing you'll never be delivered from. It's a ten-letter word called temptation!”

“If there's one thing I'd like most for you, it's that you'll find your calling in life. That's where true happiness and purpose lies. Whether it's taking care of abandoned animals, saving old houses from the wreckin' ball, or reading to the blind, you've got to find your fire, sugar. You'll never be fulfilled if you don't.”

“Time is one thing you should pay attention to. One day, you'll find there's never enough of it.”

“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”

“Our relationship is like ten turtles marching along, followed by seven beetles, with each carrying one monosyllabic word on its back. You might call that a haiku, but I call it love.”

“Aingeal, there is only one thing on my body that's ten inches long, and if you'll recall, the scar is no' it.”