“Though you may not see any signs of sexual sin or weights, you still need to see Jesus on a regular basis for a checkup. P.46”
“May I guess this has something to do with the particularly hot undead guy you suck face with on a regular basis?”
“Though you may hear me holler,And you may see me cry--I'll be dogged, sweet baby,If you gonna see me die.”
“...so everyone knows they get to see Dr. Demon Slayer on a regular basis."Megan almost choked on her steak. "The who?" "The demon slayer. That's what the station specified we were to call you.”
“Not only did Jesus purposefully enter the wilderness on a regular basis but historically, God seems to prefer meeting with man in these desert regions.”
“Any of those priests even sniff at you wrong, you fuck them over until they see Jesus.”