“Basic Carpentry in the afternoon, and Sadomasochism 101 in the evening.”

“Scary isn't even in the same fucking universe as what I'm feeling right now, dude." Ball-crawling heebie-jeebies might come close.”

“Don't harsh the mellow.”

“In a fit of Christmas spirit, Kaden had equipped her with a red and green holiday collar, complete with several jingle bells.Their own little pornographic elf.”

“You have no right to run me out of here!""Yes, I do, because it's my house. I live here now."He could have dropped his pants and taken a shit on the coffee table and it wouldn't have shocked her as much as that revelation."What?”

“Leah moaned. Not in pain, but in a "oooh, someone's getting fucked soon and I hope it's me" way.”

“Scary isn't een in the same fucking universe as what I'm feeling right now, dude." Ball-crawling heebie-jeebies might come close.”