“The list could surely go on, and there is nothing more wonderful than a list, instrument of wondrous hypotyposis.”
“But, come on, even the waiting list for that new Prada bag was only a year. No school can be more exclusive than a limited-edition Prada bag, surely?”
“she wondered how she could have spent all that money and have nothing but clothes and accessories and a long list of men she never wanted to see again to show for it”
“Sometimes our stop-doing list needs to be bigger than our to-do list.”
“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.”
“I had a plan, all right, ... I was also pretty sure no one on my list of allies was going to like it.”