“Aim towards enemy." - instructions on U.S. rocket launcher”

“The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.”

“Mary, Mary don't say no, down the basement we shall go. Slap your ass against the wall, here i come balls and all. Won't your daddy be disgusted, when he sees your cherry busted. Won't your mama be surprised, when she sees your belly rise! Sound Off....(ect.)”

“Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance”

“The only difference between you and the victim is the attitude with which you enter the water.”

“We do this job because every once in a while someone is out there without hope, desperately praying for their life, and we get to be the answer.”

“With willing hearts and skillful hands, the difficult we do at once; the impossible takes a bit longer.”