“The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.”

“The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in combat.”

“Mary, Mary don't say no, down the basement we shall go. Slap your ass against the wall, here i come balls and all. Won't your daddy be disgusted, when he sees your cherry busted. Won't your mama be surprised, when she sees your belly rise! Sound Off....(ect.)”

“Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance”

“Those who have never been to the edge and looked over will never understand that it is better to live one day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep. The ones that been to the edge know that hard times don't last forever, but hard men do.”

“If it absolutely, positively, has to be done overnight.”

“We do this job because every once in a while someone is out there without hope, desperately praying for their life, and we get to be the answer.”