“If somebody steps on your shoes and ruins them, don't freak out.. get a new pair of shoes. If you miss something, don't freak out.. there's nothing you can do to change it.. just move on”
“To the barefoot man, happiness is a pair of shoes. To the man with old shoes, it's a pair of new shoes. To the man with new shoes, it's stylish shoes. And of course, the fellow with no feet would be happy to be barefoot. Measure your life by what you have not by what you don't.”
“If you want to freak someone out, don't ask them... What's the least you can do? Instead ask them... What's the most you can do?”
“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
“I'm really going to freak out if I don't get into Histrionics 101. And if I get in, I'll also freak out.”
“Don't do stuff that freaks him out, like what you're doing now.Do something that makes him happy.”