“If somebody steps on your shoes and ruins them, don't freak out.. get a new pair of shoes. If you miss something, don't freak out.. there's nothing you can do to change it.. just move on”

“There's always that one person that will always have your heartYou never see it coming cause you're blinded from the start Know that you're that one for me, it's clear for everyone to seeOoh baby, you will always be my boo”

“She thinks that I'm full of it,always pissed,man I'm tired,every kiss,that I miss,girl you know I'm trying,you never believe when I say,I never believe when you say,I love you”

“To the barefoot man, happiness is a pair of shoes. To the man with old shoes, it's a pair of new shoes. To the man with new shoes, it's stylish shoes. And of course, the fellow with no feet would be happy to be barefoot. Measure your life by what you have not by what you don't.”

“If you want to freak someone out, don't ask them... What's the least you can do? Instead ask them... What's the most you can do?”

“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”

“I'm really going to freak out if I don't get into Histrionics 101. And if I get in, I'll also freak out.”