“The trick to being smart is knowing when to play dumb.”
“The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.”
“...because being a smart-ass is always preferable to being a dumb-ass.”
“She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes.”
“I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb.”
“you're the dumbest smart person i know, you're the dumbest dumb person i know”