“I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.”

“If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...”

“Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.”

“Life was going on, and no one but a handful of people cared if I lived or died.”

“The exotic and the erotic ideals go hand in hand, and this fact also contributes another proof of a more or less obvious truth - that is, that a love of the exotic is usually an imaginative projection of a sexual desire.”

“I live in a world where two truths coexist: where both hell and hope lie in the palm of my hand”