“When faced with the choice, choose happy”

“When you're busy blocking out difficult emotions and feelings, you're not going to feel the good stuff, either. ”

“Leap...and the net will follow”

“I actually don't care about his movies that much. I just want to twang that thong like a big elastic band. ”

“And thereLike I thought I knewAnd aint life a bitchWas his head on a silver platter”

“Real beauty isn't about symmetry or weight or makeup; it'sabout looking life right in the face and seeing all itsmagnificence reflected in your own.”

“Life is too short to suffer anybody's meanness, which is what you can learn eating shrimp with store-bought coleslaw, if you look it straight in the face.”