“who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?”

“Don't give me songs, give me something to sing about!”

“Flying high in the dark sky, crazy and free, I was happy visiting the worlds and giving death or madness to the people. Either was liberation.”

“Damon: Come back as a vampire and I will stake you myself cause I can't stand the idea of you hating me forever.Elena: Witches are supposed to maintain the balance of nature. It's your duty to them. To keep this curse sealed.”

“If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice”

“There are those among us who find monsters quite attractive, Vesta said.”

“There are people who embrace the Oxford comma and those who don't, and I'll just say this: never get between these people when drink has been taken.”