“Women are so irrational. Why else would they be with men?”

“You know how they say you have to first love yourself before you love another? I did. I didn't like it. I'm WAY too high maintenance.”

“Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?”

“If women were the equals of men, men would no longer equal themselves. Why then should women resemble what men would have ceased to be?”

“Men tend to remember the best things about the women they've loved and to forget the worst, which is why so many men make the same mistakes with women again and again. Women tend to forget the best things about the men they've loved and to remember the worst, which is why so many women become bitter about men.”

“Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.”

“Why does Samuel Butler say, 'Wise men never say what they think of women'? Wise men never say anything else apparently.”