“I don't think murder is an appropriate reaction to disappointment.”

“People might think that five-year-olds can't be cruel, but I have some strong evidence to the contrary".”

“Why can't I just Google it like everything else?! I hate you public library system!”

“I could lose myself forever in that dark hair and those sweet love handles.”

“Impressing a bunch of snooty teenagers is a pretty lame life goal to have.”

“Oh, Anya! Let's have an intense spiritual relationship for no believable reason!”

“You may look normal like everyone else, but you're not. Not on the inside.”