“The Gingerbread House has four walls, a roof, a door, a window, and a chimney. It is decorated with many sweet culinary delights on the outside.But on the inside there is nothing—only the bare gingerbread walls.It is not a real house—not until you decide to add a Gingerbread Room.That’s when the stories can move in.They will stay in residence for as long as you abstain from taking the first gingerbread bite.”
“God Almighty, your ruined, and you didn't even eat the gingerbread.”
“Jim Crow, moreover, was seen executing his world-renowned dance, in gingerbread.”
“We’re the wicked witch. We promise gingerbread, but we eat the little bastards alive.”
“We're like the wicked witch. We promise gingerbread, then eat the little brats alive.”
“Liz looks at the tissue box, which is decorated with drawings of snowmen engaged in various holiday activities. One of the snowmen is happily placing a smiling rack of gingerbread men in an oven. Baking gingerbread men, or any cooking for that matter, is probably close to suicide for a snowman, Liz thinks. Why would a snowman voluntarily engage in an activity that would in all likelihood melt him? Can snowmen even eat? Liz glares at the box.”