“What is it about wearing a tuxedo or that little black dress, that makes us feel confident, beautiful, splendid, even invincible?We put on formal wear and suddenly we become extraordinary.On the days when you feel low and invisible, why not try this on for size: imagine you are wearing a fantastic tailored tuxedo or a stunning formal gown.And then proceed with your day.”
“That civet-jasmine blend you're wearing tonight absolutely clashes with the third-level formal style of your dress, you know.”
“Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.”
“The only time I’ll eat Italian wedding soup is if I’m wearing a tuxedo and eating with a priest.”
“Beauty is not in the size of clothes you wear or how you look. Beauty is what size your heart is. Just be you”
“The tragedy of Dionysus: Wear a black robe at night, and white you’ll wear by morning; but wear a purple robe to the midnight feast, and when you wake you’ll dress in black to mourn your soul deceased.”