“That scorpion is turning me into a human! Quick, stop him! Before the transformation is complete!”

“The guy got torn the hell in half. He's in two big pieces, and he's very dead, unless I need him for the plot later.”

“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him. And maybe that clown a little bit.”

“Show me the science. Last I heard, gay six-year-olds remain unproven.”

“Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt.”

“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.”

“You fucked a raptor?”