“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.”

“Baby, where we're going, you won't need a shirt.”

“That scorpion is turning me into a human! Quick, stop him! Before the transformation is complete!”

“You fucked a raptor?”

“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him. And maybe that clown a little bit.”

“Deep down, it's all baseball, no matter what kind of geometrical shape you play it with.”

“I swear, it's like God is just squatting over us, pissing incessantly right on our faces as we try to get off this annoying planet. I think he's enjoying this.”