“Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich”
“So? What are you going to do about it? Throw your mashed potatoes at me? I'm consumed by terror.”
“I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket. ”
“Shakespeare is like mashed potatoes, you can never get enough of him.”
“If you don’t want me to be in love with you, you’re going to have to stop looking so lovely. First thing tomorrow I’m having your maids sew some potato sacks together for you.”
“I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.”