“I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head.”
“I am going to shoot a muffin of Marlean's head.”
“I'm not going to die, I'm going home like a shooting star.”
“Omigod, I'm so bored I could shoot myself in the head with a knife.”
“If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the dead bodies.”
“When I'm with you, bells go off in my head like a moving truck that's backing up.”