“Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives.”
“Four leaving makes me nervous. Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives.”
“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.”
“Sorry, Sam, but I call 'em like see 'em. When you hire a nanny for the kids, you hire Mrs. Doubtfire. When you hire someone who looks like Sunny...well, then I'm afraid you hired her for yourself.”
“Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or by the handle.”
“Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter."Piper: "Is that another joke?”