“Living in Paris is "priceless," but it will cost you. It ain't cheap, yet it is one of the greatest bargains on earth. In our day and age, there are only two ways to get free of money worries: either accumulate wealth, lots of it, or move to Paris.”
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap”
“In Paris, our lives are one masked ball.”
“Paris ain't much of a town.”
“I’ve lived in Jacksonville for—not sure, I get Jacksonville and Paris mixed up. I’ve never been to Paris.”
“If I read a book that cost me $20 and I get one good idea, I've gotten one of the greatest bargains of all time.”