“You have a most pressing offer from the cable company....It is a time sensitive offer, you know. I thought you would be grateful.”
“You don't have time, Len. That is the most bitter and the most beautiful piece of advice I can offer. If you don't have what you want now, you don't have what you want.”
“If you were a gentleman, you would offer to buy me one as well.""If you were a lady, you would have waited for me to make the offer.”
“Friendship is a give and take. You have to have a strong relationship with your friend and I think you have to offer them something and they have to offer you something and that’s to always learn from it.”
“I would have offered you a forest of truth, but you wish to speak of a single leaf”
“This is the most beautiful piece of advice I can offer. I you don't have what you want now, you don't have what you want.”