“I love the cancer spoon!”
“I love it when God takes a big stirring spoon to plans. That's when life gets good.”
“I have cancer. Cancer doesn't have me.”
“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”
“I've had cancer twice and if I had to pick one fate for you, cancer or fertility problems-I'd pick cancer.”
“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”