“Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.”

“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.”

“Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”

“One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.”

“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. ”