“Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”
“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”
“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”
“The shortest distance between two people is a smile.”
“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. ”
“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.”
“Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.”