“I know only two tunes. One of them is 'Yankee Doodle' the other isn't.”
“I only know one story. But oftentimes small pieces seem to be stories themselves.”
“I only know two kinds of audiences - one coughing, and one not coughing.”
“There ought not be two histories, one of political and moral action and one of political and moral theorizing, because there were not two pasts, one populated only by actions, the other only by theories. Every action is the bearer and expression of more or less theory-laden beliefs and concepts; every piece of theorizing and every expression of belief is a politcal and moral action.”
“There are only two ways, as you know, of becoming civilized. One is by being cultured, the other is by being corrupt.”