“I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.”
“Got no checkbooks, got no banks. Still I'd like to express my thanks - I've got the sun in the mornin' and the moon at night.”
“I'd like to thank the good Lord for making me a Yankee.”
“The way he’s watching me makes me feel needed like no one’s ever been able to make me feel. In a way, he makes me feel necessary. Like my existence alone is necessary for his survival.”
“When I looked at you, my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They were necessary to make you possible.”
“So you interrupted my date to make fun of me for still living with my parents. Couldn't you have done that on a night I didn't have a date? That's most nights, in case you're curious.”