“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus.”
“We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.”
“Holy Santa Claus shit, Nic!”
“Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote. ”
“Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.”