“The shortest distance between two people is a smile.”

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”

“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. ”

“I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.”

“Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”

“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”